I'm pretty random

thetrekkiehasthephonebox:

jezuskrisztus:

I can 300% relate to this 

THEIR NOSES GET COLD AND CATS ARE SO CUTE

(Source: kawaii-dogs-cats, via perks0fbeingavirgin)

beyoncevevo:

i get frustrated when i dont get a joke that has like 200k notes like what is it that 200,000 people understand that i dont 

(via telapathetic)

heartless:

acne is so rude like hi bitch i didn’t ask you to invade my skin thanks though for being a piece of shit 

(via telapathetic)

shavingryansprivates:

jrdyn:

shavingryansprivates:

science tumblr why the hoobly boobly

tectonic plates

thank You

(via thatnormalcrazygirl)

stylinwho:

if spiders can sit on the web all day then so can I

(Source: louhza, via moistbottom)

compliment:

do you ever want to sleep for 14 years without waking up

(Source: giggle, via telapathetic)

My BFF Coming out to her 89 Year old Grandmother

BFF: Grandmother I need to talk to you

Grandma: [concerned voice] What? What is it? Are you sick?

BFF: No, no. Grandma. I'm gay.

Grandma: What?

BFF: I'm gay Grandma. I have a girlfriend now.

Grandma: [relieved voice] Oh honey, is that all? I thought you had cancer. Anytime someone needs to tell me something they are sick. Who's your girlfriend, when is her birthday? I'll bake her a pie.

toonskribblez:

eridick-amporna:

IS THAT A FUCKING PAPER TOWEL

(Source: sufiness, via suicuneentei)